OPEN RP;;

[cocanuts]

Hey, wanna hear the new dubstep song I wrote? Wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub. DROP! Wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub.

- HEY NURDS THIS IS A PLACE TO RP
- comment with your characters, ask for one of mine
- put up a gif or a picture or a quote or a prompt and i'll try to start our thread
- or start a thread for our thread
- i will rp anything with you
- thats right
- anything
- butt huddle!!!

Comments

[966]

[literally no one in this restaurant can handle these sick burns, good thing it's filled with stupid NPCs that don't know right from left or else there might be a problem here.

and no, he did not see that tiny fist coming. he's gonna grab it though, and twist if he can.]

Look, kid... You wanna wage a bet on whether or not I can make your pathetic little life more miserable than it already is?

[t66]

[owowowowowowowoOWOWowwoOWOWWoowoww owowowow wo oW wow ow. he's trying not to grimace in pain. trying with all his little babby heart.]

I doubt you could! Only because I'm way more cool than you. [Super Cool, infact.] But you're welcome to try!

1/2

[966]

[smiling.]

Yeah, doubtful cuz you can't get much more miserable than, well... you, right?

[966]

A~ny~way ~

[he lets go, though still fully anticipating further attack. like a kick to the genitals or something, he wouldn't put it past this kid.]

I'll buy you your food... But on one condition, 'kay?

[t66]

Pu... [it sounds more like a whine like he's trying to come up with a good comeback.]

What's the condition, man? [NOT TRUSTIN YOU... also wow a kick to the genitals sounds good. he's gonna wait for the perfect opportunity. and just steal your money]

[966]

You eat it off the floor on all fours.

No grubby lil' hands allowed.

[t66]

...'kay.

[Totally just gonna take the food and run.]

[966]

[ ................

no way that was a sincere consent!!]

And I'ma taser you if you try anythin' funny.

[t66]

...[is it worth it???

is it???

???//????

well??

????????????????????????

it totally is.]

I already agreed to one condition ya cheap bastard.

[966]

Taserin' ain't somethin' you gotta agree to, it just kinda happens to those naughty children I mentioned earlier.

[because... parents taser their children often, yes]

"Pokopenian" tradition can be funny like that, huh? ♥

[t66]

That is not a Pokopoenian tradition you lying sack of turds.

[wow he knows better than that. I mean you gotta do some research before you destroy all the pokopenians.]

Gimme my food before I taze you, bro.

[966]

[ ...

and reciting that order back to the cashier, sliding out a duplicate credit card. and wala: one big, heaping pile of crappy fastfood. it's cheap, that's what matters here.

sets the tray on the floor.]

Down, boy.

[t66]

[he gets down alright. and everything looks like it's going according to plan until he grabs as much food as he can and makes a mad run for the parking lot.]

Byeeeee.

[966]

[UNBELIEVABLE. truth be told, he didn't want to taser anyone, but he sees that this is what it has to come to.

TASER ATTACK!!]

[t66]

[SHOVING ABOUT LIKE. TWO TACOS A BURRITO AND HALF A MEXICAN PIZZA IN HIS MOUTH.

cue choking while being tased.

he was so close and yet so far.

and in the end

it didn't even matter]

[966]

[g o d]

Don't choke... [though it's debatable how much he would care if he did??? whatever]

Told you.

[t66]

[CHOKING SO BADLY.]


[cough-chokes in his face!! yeah that'll show him]