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[t66]

[well when you're hungry you just have to eat all the things.

and that is exacty what tororo is gonna do. but first he has to order all the food. one large order of everyTHING off the entire menu of pizza hut and taco bell pls.

don't stop him.]

[966]

Ku ku...

[except that's exactly what he's going to do

casually grabs the credit card from the poor cashier and cuts it in half before anything can be processed.]

If it ain't curry then it ain't gonna be ordered, brat.

[t66]

Pu?

[wow he just watches as all his hopes and dreams are crushed. horrifying. it is beautifully tragic. but it is still horrifying. this is the agony of a teenager who is starving and depraved of taco bell.]

What the hell!? WHY'D YOU DO THAT?

[966]

Cuz I ain't payin' a dime for any of your shit, yo!

Starve.

[t66]

Rot in Hell.

[which roughly translates as a kick to the shins in Keronian.]

[966]

Tsk... [wow fuck off that actually hurt a little?? he's going to call child services to take this thing away] You think you're gonna get away with a tantrum, and you got another thing comin'.

Protip: it's good, obedient children that get rewarded...

[t66]

Pu pu pu... [KICKS HARDER!!! child services doesnt work that way but i bet you could just leave him on the doorsteps of an orphanage.]

Protip to your tip: good parents, who don't wanna go to jail for child neglect, feed their children.

[966]

Ku ku ku... [see that one he saw coming, he can dodge]

Protip x3 combo: No one gives a shit about you...!

[t66]

Pu pu pu... Quadtrip: Me > You.

[Yes he did speak in mathematical symbols... because fuck math that's why. also did he see this coming????? A FIST TO YOUR STOMACH??]

[966]

[literally no one in this restaurant can handle these sick burns, good thing it's filled with stupid NPCs that don't know right from left or else there might be a problem here.

and no, he did not see that tiny fist coming. he's gonna grab it though, and twist if he can.]

Look, kid... You wanna wage a bet on whether or not I can make your pathetic little life more miserable than it already is?

[t66]

[owowowowowowowoOWOWowwoOWOWWoowoww owowowow wo oW wow ow. he's trying not to grimace in pain. trying with all his little babby heart.]

I doubt you could! Only because I'm way more cool than you. [Super Cool, infact.] But you're welcome to try!

1/2

[966]

[smiling.]

Yeah, doubtful cuz you can't get much more miserable than, well... you, right?

[966]

A~ny~way ~

[he lets go, though still fully anticipating further attack. like a kick to the genitals or something, he wouldn't put it past this kid.]

I'll buy you your food... But on one condition, 'kay?

[t66]

Pu... [it sounds more like a whine like he's trying to come up with a good comeback.]

What's the condition, man? [NOT TRUSTIN YOU... also wow a kick to the genitals sounds good. he's gonna wait for the perfect opportunity. and just steal your money]

[966]

You eat it off the floor on all fours.

No grubby lil' hands allowed.

[t66]

...'kay.

[Totally just gonna take the food and run.]

[966]

[ ................

no way that was a sincere consent!!]

And I'ma taser you if you try anythin' funny.

[t66]

...[is it worth it???

is it???

???//????

well??

????????????????????????

it totally is.]

I already agreed to one condition ya cheap bastard.

[966]

Taserin' ain't somethin' you gotta agree to, it just kinda happens to those naughty children I mentioned earlier.

[because... parents taser their children often, yes]

"Pokopenian" tradition can be funny like that, huh? ♥

[t66]

That is not a Pokopoenian tradition you lying sack of turds.

[wow he knows better than that. I mean you gotta do some research before you destroy all the pokopenians.]

Gimme my food before I taze you, bro.

[966]

[ ...

and reciting that order back to the cashier, sliding out a duplicate credit card. and wala: one big, heaping pile of crappy fastfood. it's cheap, that's what matters here.

sets the tray on the floor.]

Down, boy.

[t66]

[he gets down alright. and everything looks like it's going according to plan until he grabs as much food as he can and makes a mad run for the parking lot.]

Byeeeee.

[966]

[UNBELIEVABLE. truth be told, he didn't want to taser anyone, but he sees that this is what it has to come to.

TASER ATTACK!!]

[t66]

[SHOVING ABOUT LIKE. TWO TACOS A BURRITO AND HALF A MEXICAN PIZZA IN HIS MOUTH.

cue choking while being tased.

he was so close and yet so far.

and in the end

it didn't even matter]

[966]

[g o d]

Don't choke... [though it's debatable how much he would care if he did??? whatever]

Told you.

[t66]

[CHOKING SO BADLY.]


[cough-chokes in his face!! yeah that'll show him]