cocanuts: (LOSTARC SAGA IS THE BEST SAGA)
Bee ([personal profile] cocanuts) wrote2013-06-19 07:14 pm
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OPEN RP;;

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- HEY NURDS THIS IS A PLACE TO RP
- comment with your characters, ask for one of mine
- put up a gif or a picture or a quote or a prompt and i'll try to start our thread
- or start a thread for our thread
- i will rp anything with you
- thats right
- anything
- butt huddle!!!
t66: (kentucky fried chicken)

alex dis for u

[personal profile] t66 2013-07-18 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[well when you're hungry you just have to eat all the things.

and that is exacty what tororo is gonna do. but first he has to order all the food. one large order of everyTHING off the entire menu of pizza hut and taco bell pls.

don't stop him.
]
Edited (no cannibalism here sorry) 2013-07-18 02:39 (UTC)
966: bechnokid @ devart (H| ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ)

[personal profile] 966 2013-07-18 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Ku ku...

[except that's exactly what he's going to do

casually grabs the credit card from the poor cashier and cuts it in half before anything can be processed.
]

If it ain't curry then it ain't gonna be ordered, brat.
t66: (and a pizza hut)

[personal profile] t66 2013-07-18 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Pu?

[wow he just watches as all his hopes and dreams are crushed. horrifying. it is beautifully tragic. but it is still horrifying. this is the agony of a teenager who is starving and depraved of taco bell.]

What the hell!? WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
966: bechnokid @ devart (H| ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ sᴀʏ)

[personal profile] 966 2013-07-18 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Cuz I ain't payin' a dime for any of your shit, yo!

Starve.
t66: (kentucky fried chicken)

[personal profile] t66 2013-07-18 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Rot in Hell.

[which roughly translates as a kick to the shins in Keronian.]
966: yoshizaki mine (F| ɢᴏᴛ ᴍᴇ sᴀʏɪɴɢ)

[personal profile] 966 2013-07-18 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Tsk... [wow fuck off that actually hurt a little?? he's going to call child services to take this thing away] You think you're gonna get away with a tantrum, and you got another thing comin'.

Protip: it's good, obedient children that get rewarded...
t66: (a pizza hut a pizza hut)

[personal profile] t66 2013-07-18 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Pu pu pu... [KICKS HARDER!!! child services doesnt work that way but i bet you could just leave him on the doorsteps of an orphanage.]

Protip to your tip: good parents, who don't wanna go to jail for child neglect, feed their children.
966: bechnokid @ devart (H| ɢɪʀʟ ʟᴇᴛ's ᴅɪᴘ)

[personal profile] 966 2013-07-18 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Ku ku ku... [see that one he saw coming, he can dodge]

Protip x3 combo: No one gives a shit about you...!
t66: (kentucky fried chicken)

[personal profile] t66 2013-07-18 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Pu pu pu... Quadtrip: Me > You.

[Yes he did speak in mathematical symbols... because fuck math that's why. also did he see this coming????? A FIST TO YOUR STOMACH??]
966: art credit desired (H|  ᴠᴏᴅᴋᴀ sᴛʀᴀɪɢʜᴛ)

[personal profile] 966 2013-07-18 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[literally no one in this restaurant can handle these sick burns, good thing it's filled with stupid NPCs that don't know right from left or else there might be a problem here.

and no, he did not see that tiny fist coming. he's gonna grab it though, and twist if he can.
]

Look, kid... You wanna wage a bet on whether or not I can make your pathetic little life more miserable than it already is?
t66: (and a pizza hut)

[personal profile] t66 2013-07-18 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[owowowowowowowoOWOWowwoOWOWWoowoww owowowow wo oW wow ow. he's trying not to grimace in pain. trying with all his little babby heart.]

I doubt you could! Only because I'm way more cool than you. [Super Cool, infact.] But you're welcome to try!
966: (H| ɪ'ᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏɴɴɪᴇ)

1/2

[personal profile] 966 2013-07-18 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[smiling.]

Yeah, doubtful cuz you can't get much more miserable than, well... you, right?
Edited 2013-07-18 03:31 (UTC)
966: art credit desired (H|  ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ʜɪɢʜ)

[personal profile] 966 2013-07-18 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
A~ny~way ~

[he lets go, though still fully anticipating further attack. like a kick to the genitals or something, he wouldn't put it past this kid.]

I'll buy you your food... But on one condition, 'kay?
t66: (MCDONALDS MCDONALDS)

[personal profile] t66 2013-07-18 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Pu... [it sounds more like a whine like he's trying to come up with a good comeback.]

What's the condition, man? [NOT TRUSTIN YOU... also wow a kick to the genitals sounds good. he's gonna wait for the perfect opportunity. and just steal your money]
966: yoshizaki mine (F| ɴᴏᴡ ᴡᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ɪᴛ)

[personal profile] 966 2013-07-18 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
You eat it off the floor on all fours.

No grubby lil' hands allowed.
t66: (and a pizza hut)

[personal profile] t66 2013-07-18 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
...'kay.

[Totally just gonna take the food and run.]
966: yoshizaki mine (F|  ɪ'ᴍ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ)

[personal profile] 966 2013-07-18 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ ................

no way that was a sincere consent!!]

And I'ma taser you if you try anythin' funny.
t66: (Default)

[personal profile] t66 2013-07-18 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
...[is it worth it???

is it???

???//????

well??

????????????????????????

it totally is.
]

I already agreed to one condition ya cheap bastard.
966: bechnokid @ devart (H| ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴘ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ)

[personal profile] 966 2013-07-18 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Taserin' ain't somethin' you gotta agree to, it just kinda happens to those naughty children I mentioned earlier.

[because... parents taser their children often, yes]

"Pokopenian" tradition can be funny like that, huh? ♥
t66: (kentucky fried chicken)

[personal profile] t66 2013-07-18 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
That is not a Pokopoenian tradition you lying sack of turds.

[wow he knows better than that. I mean you gotta do some research before you destroy all the pokopenians.]

Gimme my food before I taze you, bro.
966: (pic#6331974)

[personal profile] 966 2013-07-18 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...

and reciting that order back to the cashier, sliding out a duplicate credit card. and wala: one big, heaping pile of crappy fastfood. it's cheap, that's what matters here.

sets the tray on the floor.
]

Down, boy.
t66: (a pizza hut a pizza hut)

[personal profile] t66 2013-07-18 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[he gets down alright. and everything looks like it's going according to plan until he grabs as much food as he can and makes a mad run for the parking lot.]

Byeeeee.
966: bechnokid @ devart (H| ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ'ᴍ sɪᴘᴘɪɴ' ᴏɴ)

[personal profile] 966 2013-07-18 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[UNBELIEVABLE. truth be told, he didn't want to taser anyone, but he sees that this is what it has to come to.

TASER ATTACK!!
]
t66: (and a pizza hut)

[personal profile] t66 2013-07-18 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
[SHOVING ABOUT LIKE. TWO TACOS A BURRITO AND HALF A MEXICAN PIZZA IN HIS MOUTH.

cue choking while being tased.

he was so close and yet so far.

and in the end

it didn't even matter
]
966: (pic#6330704)

[personal profile] 966 2013-07-18 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[g o d]

Don't choke... [though it's debatable how much he would care if he did??? whatever]

Told you.
t66: (kentucky fried chicken)

[personal profile] t66 2013-07-18 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[CHOKING SO BADLY.]


[cough-chokes in his face!! yeah that'll show him]